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Lotho 12:31 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Okay. So, driving home tonight I tried to mix the two things I [almost] love the most in life: speeding and brushing lips with ladyfolk.

These do not mix well together! Officer Buttflup of the Adams county sheriffs department ruined the festivity. D=

You win this time!



I want to read about the experiences of the ffo community on things they know that do not go well together through experience.

Ready? Go!

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
Hazedreamfreysaraboy 2:13 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Mayor
Posts: 520
Total: 1095
Socks and sandals.

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Huckey168 (ffo): Your a idiot beyong all imagining.
 
JeebsLuvsPie 10:50 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Laxatives and sleeping pills.


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Cea 11:32 AM on March 18, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Genius
Posts: 837
Total: 1990
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

lmao

pizza and running

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A good player knows how to play his class. An elitist knows how to play everyone else's class.
 
Top Assassin 11:16 AM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 112
Total: 242
brushing teeth and vodka

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You Pick Up: Ring of Immortality
 
Grameramera 11:23 AM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Ponymerasara
Posts: 175
Total: 1254
cereal and beer

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ScouSin: Damn you Gaku! Damn you and your; "Be patient, and if you don't want to, tough, because I'm going to be all mystical about it!"
KingBlax: It's telling you to go outside, with no flash-light in the woods, and find a dead body, you eat dinner if you find 1. You die in the wilderness if you don't find 1 or at least bring something interesting back.
./personal_problem.sh -q > /dev/null 2>&1 &
 
JeebsLuvsPie 12:29 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Tea bagging and hot tea.

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Professor 4:21 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)

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Posts: 258
Total: 942
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

...Oh?

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Locke 4:47 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Advanced Members
Posts: 521
Total: 1962
Sex and Skype calls.

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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
 
Top Assassin 6:26 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 112
Total: 242
sex and ant colonies....trust me...bad idea

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You Pick Up: Ring of Immortality
 
Lotho 11:06 PM on March 21, 2011 (+0/-0)
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Posts: 46
Total: 102
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.

_________________________________________
Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
Hazedreamfreysaraboy 3:56 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Mayor
Posts: 520
Total: 1095
Lotho wrote:
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.


My guess would be that he had sex on an ant colony. Or near one.

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Huckey168 (ffo): Your a idiot beyong all imagining.
 
Locke 8:44 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Advanced Members
Posts: 521
Total: 1962
reply to Top Assassin:

Yeah I think I'll play it safe and trust you on this one. :P

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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
 
Cea 9:23 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Genius
Posts: 837
Total: 1990
Haze wrote:
Lotho wrote:
reply to Top Assassin:

Bro how did you find that one out? My curiosity has been piqued.


My guess would be that he had sex on an ant colony. Or near one.


sandy ant-infested vagina

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A good player knows how to play his class. An elitist knows how to play everyone else's class.
 
Grameramera 9:31 AM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Ponymerasara
Posts: 175
Total: 1254
Not Cea wrote:
sandy ant-infested vagina


this brings to mind an advertisement...
Ants? In my vagina? It's more common than you think.


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ScouSin: Damn you Gaku! Damn you and your; "Be patient, and if you don't want to, tough, because I'm going to be all mystical about it!"
KingBlax: It's telling you to go outside, with no flash-light in the woods, and find a dead body, you eat dinner if you find 1. You die in the wilderness if you don't find 1 or at least bring something interesting back.
./personal_problem.sh -q > /dev/null 2>&1 &
 
JeebsLuvsPie 1:53 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Raid!

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Lotho 1:54 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Members
Posts: 46
Total: 102
reply to Bustin Jeebers:

Ant-B-Gone is better, IMO.

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
JeebsLuvsPie 1:55 PM on March 22, 2011 [ edited by JeebsLuvsPie at 2:00 PM on 03-22-2011 ] (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
Eye patches and monocles.




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Lotho 2:00 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)
Group: Members
Posts: 46
Total: 102
Chocolate and dogs

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Rika domain says: Which way?
Icux domain says: I would go X.
Icux domain says: To the right.
Rika domain says: I found it!
Rika was tragically doinked to death!
 
JeebsLuvsPie 2:04 PM on March 22, 2011 (+0/-0)

Group: Jiritsu Spiritual Guide
Posts: 282
Total: 786
I think they mix well.




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