Quick! I need somebody's pee!

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sounds like a personal problem

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I hope he gets Snoop Doggs pee.

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It would be smarter to simply not do drugs.

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If hes talking about weed, which I am sure he is it is not a drug its a plant, and pefectly legal in alot of countries. Chemically enhanced products such as cocaine, herion, and LSD are drugs IMO. Btw I don't smoke weed at all just my opinion. Anyway, depending on what its for depends on what you do.

Theres a couple drinks out there that may work, as does mixing half vinegar and water in a gallon jug and drinking it. Sick but it works I hear. But for a hair test alot of times they wont even take it from your head casue of shampoos, theyll shave your arm or leg. So be careful.

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Theres a couple drinks out there that may work, as does mixing half vinegar and water in a gallon jug and drinking it.

Bad idea, if it's too strong, your throat will close up and you will suffocate to death. Save your money and give up whatever you're snorting.

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Your throat will close up? You sure? I had soem really stupid friends in high school who did really stupid things. And being that they didnt wanna spend 25 bucks on the drink he tried this. I am sure he didnt know the equation and just poured it in a jug. I didnt know it was dangerous. Also, he passed his drug test.

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Yeah, it happened to me before when someone replaced the coke in my glass with balsamic vinegar as a prank(I had a cold and thus, no sense of smell at the time). I ended up going to the hospital.

There was also a case a few years ago where a kid drank the whole contents of one of those sour juice things when it's only supposed to be a few drops at a time, and he asphyxiated.

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Woah that's horrible!! =[

I agree - just give up drugs! You'll save yourself a lot of trouble and money.

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Don't drink alcohol either, or eat fried foods. No smoking ciggs, or hell don't drive a car either you might get hit :) just to be safe....sad thing is all the things I listed kill people and cost money as well. The irony of it all.

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I'm straight edge for life.....

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@ Zek: Hahahaha

In all seriousness though telling a weed smoker to stop smoking weed isnt going to work....I think thats the point everyone is getting at.

@Cea: Isn't caffine a drug? I saw all those cans of pop.....don't be lieing to yourself.

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Why don't you just go to a pregnant teen convention and tell them they wouldn't have this problem with abstinence.

I do.

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Lol thanks for all the input, I just wanted to see what everyone would say, this post was made out of boredom not seriousness, but yeah telling a stoner to not be a stoner isnt somethin that would go over well, ready clean works pretty well, but not many places will actually do the hair folical test. bleaching your hair wouldnt solve that problem because they can get the hair from any part of your body and they get it from the root, there are however shampoos that have been proven to work with a money back gaurentee, I think its like $60 a pop, the ready clean is like $40 I believe with many tastie flavors, you can find them in most head shops or order offline whatever your preference may be

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That wasn't my room I took a picture of. I don't drink caffeine.

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One of the guys in my class passed the drug test by drinking assloads of gatorade and water. He got the job.

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i find it stupid that drug tests don't look for that kind of stuff >_>

if someone came in with bleached hair and a lot of vinegar in there piss i would stop them even if it did get rid of the drugs lol

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Depends on the level of Drug Test. How much money you want to throw down to check for drugs in employees? It always comes down to money.

Military Piss tests, ho boy those are nothing to sneeze at. Those things pick up anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Even the 'masking agents' as they are called will get you sent to jail if they find em. I've seen way too many people think they are smart enough to beat the system, and know all the tricks.

I do believe all of them got a nice Dishonorable Discharge to go with their time in the brig.

So yeah, depending on the place that is administering the test, you may need more or less extreme measures.

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I beat the system with the power of abstinence.

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All drugs are simply crutches for the weak and the foolish.

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